oh, I can't go to that convention! I have no money for a plane to Milaukee! (I still wanna go)

would you rather eat a pound of Old Gateau (pictured above), or a Matter Baby?

bro lost at the machines

Zelda is my favorite Pokemon from Call of Duty

so you're saying i'm constantly recovering from a constant headache?

completely accurate.

victim 1

that's so nickle

it'll rain tomorrow

this website lets you turn an image into a series of emojis.

https://emojimage.com/

you are an enemy of christ.