Hi, my name is Rogerson Wilkenson, and this is the story of the event that would change my life forever...

I was very young when I was a kid, I had my fare share of friends and such, I did my shores, my schoolwork, I was a good kid. But at 3 AM, I'd wake up in the morning to watch my favorite Video Series "iCarly". It was an amazing show, all the way, I didn't miss it a single night.

One night I was watching iCarly as usual, with a new episode titled "iShare Feet".

The episode started really nermallie, there was Freddie walking on the house of Carl, and Sam was also there, she stabbed Freddie in the chest with a fork and I laughed. Then, with all her glory, came down none other but iCarly herself, she said "hey guys, what's poppin'?" and I laughed.

Afterwards, Spencer came in, and said "hey cousin how is it going on this morning" as iCarly stabbed him in the throat with a knife, then said "just as usual". It was a pretty regular episode, that is until I noticed something on the big window behind iCarl... There was a misterious figure, it was none other than Nevel Pepperman!, he broke through the window and said "I challenge you to a pokemon battle!" and I laughed.

After multiple antics and rantics and mantis, the episode was over, with everyone hugging themselves... however... the video suddenly stopped playing, and then it cut to a black screen...

I wasn't worried, I thought it was the regular TV glitch, but it creeped me out nontheless, but when the video turned black, I saw no signs of "video feed lost" or thingi like that, it was just... dark...

As I waited for it to return, a picture of Dan Schneider Carlyman popped in the screen as it screamed at me, I jumped and the tv exploded... I went to bed ignoring what happened... "I'll fix it tomeerrooojdghh" I said in myself, but... alas my doorframe over my door started opening, with a creaking noise, and a hand came from the opened frame with a finger signaling for me to come with whatever was on the other side of the door.

I was freaked out, I didn't know if I was gonna make it out alive, however, I decided to get up and walk towards the doorframe...

There he was... Dan Schneider in the flesh, a giant flesh ball in fact, it was thrilling, yet intriguing... he said
"I'VE EATEN YOUR PARENTS, ROGERSON" and I said "No!" and he said "YES... IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN ROGERSON" and I said "... what plan?"

Dan Schneider wanted me to become part of iCarly... that's right.
"DO YOU WANT TO MEET SAM, FREDDIE AND ICARLY WOMAN?" he said "WELL... YOU'VE JUST GOT TO DO ME A LITTLE FAVOUR" and I came closer.

"SHOW ME YOUR F E E T ROGERSON"

"SHOW ME YOUR F E E T"

And now, I'm part of iCarl, Nevel Pepperman, Freddie, Sam and Spencer, forever together, till' the show's end.

I'm typing this from the iZone, as Dan Schneider photographs my feet, goodbye horrible real world, hello... iWorld...