My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Mf's will see a fnaf fangame using the characters from the main series that barely even resembles the game they're from and still call it a remake

Video tape akert

Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

RAAAAAA

United States project

When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it