My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

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A weird noise happened in my attic today

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

Video tape akert

DID THEY JUST PUT A FUCKING PAY WALL ON AN ANIMATION FOR MAKING YOUR TEXT SLIDE DOWN?!?!??!?!?!

Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

United States project

When bro does something super stupid in class and the goth girl is looking disapprovingly so you hit this pose to let her know you disapprove of bro as well: