Gordon was outside the men's room

Mard [Mustard Sprunki] sees Durple [Purple] minding his business

I died

A̴̻̤̠̗̬̒͌̀̂̄̀͋̔̓̓͋͌̔̀̎̀̾͛̂͊͛̈́͒͒̉͐̓͝͠͝͠͝͝A̶̭̠̲̋́̏̈̑ͅẢ̵̢̢̲̪͔̙̥͇̩̤̘̣̱̝̺̝̲͖͚̺͎̼̹̂̓͒̄̎͊̽͑̈́̐̚͜͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅA̵̬̰̥̰̲͂̓͆̈́̅̊̊̊͒̂̍́̈́̅̌̍͛͗̈́̆̍̔̎̈͌̉̃̑͛̂́̔͂̃̓Â̷̧̡̢̛̗͎̠͉̹̼̖͍̘͈̮̘̺̘̼͈̤͎̺͋̊̀̔̐̀̓̐̂̌͋͜͝͝ͅA̴̛̬̪̍̍̀̑̀̅̓͐́͗̅́͊͒̓̇͗͗̎͒͛̓̂͋̌̂̆̔̚͝A̵̛̛͌̌͆̓͐̓̓͆̓̐̓̊̃̌͛͒̒̌̈́̎̋͆̽́̐́͂͝

"I wonder why Fast Food places keep hiring me"

BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I'm gonna do it for many hours

I think that's Wenda's pet monster... He tried to kill me once

I just lost my dawg (Sprunki version)

Shrek