Mfw the government says their on budget downsizings (budget cuts) and am forced to turn myself into a fucking BFDI character:

why do i see NOBODY hating on this man

HE POSTS RACIST SHIT AND TALKS LIKE WOMEN ARE TOYS

also sexual warning for the next pages (exept for the second page)

this man desirves to be put in the penis explosion chamber

Salad

Wise words.

The chariot fueled by animals platformer cannot be stopped 🗣🔥

Must have been the wind💔🥀

So i have put “concert for you” in my mom’s spotify playlist and it played 3 TIMES in the car right after every single song (in case you dont know that song is it’s just one false note from the big piano in chapter 4) i bursted out of lauging bc of this😭

So the grimace shake came back to germany and i always wanted to try it bc the trend went INSANE back in 2023

And honestly it actually tastes rlly food

didnt get possessed by grimace but i did get flashbacks of 2023

Reasonable tantrum

I swear IF I HEAR “NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY” one more FUCKING time i’m actually going apeshit and fly that jet2 holiday plane into two conviently placed towers