Fortnite Pomni:

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!

Who is this?

Happy earlistmas

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

Vs stev resteved comming soon

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"

The

Uhhhh here's a full song from vs stev resteved (Hello)

Jax, I know we don't get along, but there seems to be some guy named Alex with fancy pants