3 months ago

just discovered what the cakeverse is and OH MY GOD TELL ME IT WOULDN'T GO SO HARD FOR AN ULTRAKILL FIC
SOMEBODY PLLLEEEASSEE OPEN A WORD DOC RN I NEED THIS!!!!!!!
#forkv1supremacy


i mean this in more of a "it would fit well with the canon lore" kind of way but just rolling with cakeverse in the traditional sense (as in forks giving cakes the fattest, SLOPPIEST kiss known to man just to taste them) works too!

for context,

cakeverse is kinda like the omegaverse but with cakes. genius name ik lmao

in cakeverse, there are 3 types of people: forks, plates, and cakes. they're not literal forks plates and cakes btw they're just regular ppl

forks can only smell(?) and taste cakes. cakes taste good to forks even if its human flesh they're eating. tears, saliva, etc also taste good to forks. probably snot too idk
^ also note that forks can still eat other things, it just wont have any taste
plates are beta bitch normies yeah that's it
cakes are the dudes who get eaten by forks yeah that's it



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