The bs I tell my friends

Gasp

Hey Mario

🔃

Guys there's a new villain in this world

.

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Ha ha ha

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Of fuckin course