My mom: Since you've been good, I've decided to clean your PlayStation for you, son.

Me: The PlayStation is screwed.

That mother is not a dog, dude ☠️

Fueron las dos 🤣

Roblox chat is like:

Último pedido de la noche Last order of the night 🫠

More normal Roblox conversations after the update:

Me tardo una hora en el baño por qué estaba estreñido

@Edgar_the_devil ☠️

☠️.....

Trump vs Maduro

Tiene sentido 🗿

That makes sense 🗿