chedd rudolph salad if she was Andrew Tate

"next time your girlfriend says lets go movies NO NO MOVIES IM LOCKED IN"

im running out of post ideas

shitting my pants in fear rn im gonna have a blood test tomorrow

birdposting

RIP Jorj You shall be missed

i drool in my sleep, whimper in my sleep, possibly kick in my sleep, squirm a lot in my sleep, and i take about 15 full minutes to wake up even if woken up harshly

i genuinely sleep like a baby yall

every single pic of puppy connie i have

beware the current connie pics

she took rcta too seriously smh /silly

when life going a lil too well

HOORAH MY VOICE IS GETTING A LIL DEEPER!!!!!! YAY!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! HURRAH!!!!!!!!!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!

Mis dinosaurios:3

so the thing is apparently a cortisol test or something