"It was a Monday morning. Áine and two random chicks were in the locker room. As they were getting their stuff, they were talking and chatting. Áine turned her back and the random chicks got an idea they got from a billion weird 90s videos they show at school. They initiated their apparently devious plan while Áine was looking for her books for the school day. Since what passes as comedy at the school isn't that great, the chicks were laughing at her. Of course, this vile, Satanic, evil act of crime against the Constitution of Humanity that will not go unpunished (or so we hope!) was unknown to Áine. While she was still at her locker another girl took off, however we do not know if it was related to the repulsive criminals from earlier, but either way, she was in Joseph Joestar cosplay, and was yelling at the top of her lungs, "NIGERUNDAYO!" When Anne turned around again, the feeling of nearby criminal activity had disappeared. She looked around, feeling suspicious, especially because when the senses of criminal activity left her, the other girls were gone. However, Áine's suspicions were raised higher than the voice of love could ever take you, when she looked in her bag, and saw her pencil case got stolen, which left her upset! Áine had a worried look on her face; she'd need Leone Abbacchio and his Moody Blues to find out what happened, and she'd watched all of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", and, avoiding spoilers, but there are lots of things preventing Áine from getting an Italian from 2001 who looks like an emo goth lesbian with a thicc soul embodyment to present day Ireland to see how it happened, so it looks like, unfortunately, for now, Humanity loses against two vile, melicious teenage criminals, who may still be stealing stationary to this day, so they are listed as potential terrorists and are on the FBI's watch list." How I turned something as simple as a pencil case being stolen into that is beyond me. But I wonder how my Irish teacher is gonna react.