uhmmm can we get help from any goblin parents in the chat?

someone left their goofy ahh goblin kid at our daycare and she's eating all the drywall!!

...we have no idea how to get her to stop 😔

I've been trying to get this for 3 months

LESGOOO

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semester's almost over...

reminder that she is a minor by all standards

the internet is so weird 😭🙏

you ever play kahoot and be the only one to get a question wrong

and then everyone starts a bloodhound hunt for you

Happy (late) Valentine's Day + Singles Awareness Day! Was going to sit this one out after a long night of schoolwork but I couldn't help myself lmaooo ❤️💙✨

this is one of the best stories nintendo has ever written and only 1% of the population will ever get to know it existed 😔

so i was playing slither.io right

yeah well my character suddenly froze

then disappeared

and the map kept scrolling in 1 direction

i didn't die

and as of writing this, i'm still not dead

my roommate's stupid alarm woke me up at 4:30 in the morning

i still can't go back to sleep

now i'm in class

>:(