they made out right after the emoji movie ended

hate when this happens

what the hell, sure

when mom leaves ribs on the counter

In Despicable Me 4, Gru spends half of the movie with a girl less than half his age instead of his actual children. This is actually a clever reference to my dad.

this is true

why did they make these clankers so fucking hot

polyamorous ppl i’d like to offer my condolences, you don’t deserve to have the ugliest flag known to man 💔

he thinks ts tuff 🥀🥀

just opened a dark fountain