Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"

I'm gøing tø slit yøur eyelids in half sø yøu døn't blink when I stab yøu in the face

The

What's Yøur Favørite Scary Møvie?

Fortnite Pomni:

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

I Wanna Knøw Whø I'm Løøking At

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal: