me when I found out what jaidenanimation said about the new goombas:

fortnite loading screens when your fat goomba walks in

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Brian saved my life

well hey something is better than nothing

I LOVE ALL OF DEE'S NUTS, BUT I PROMISE IM NOT A SQUIRREL 20 LIKES FOR A FULL PARODY MUSIC VIDEO

MY SON GETS A 0 HE SUCKS AND HE IS GROUNDED

Jake Junior: My son, why are you wearing a mask? Jake Senior: It's Halloween, I'm Leonardo!

Jake Junior: OH NO YOU'RE AREN'T. HALLOWEEN? MORE LIKE STUPID CRAP-O-WEEN. YOU WILL GET NO GOOMBA GUMMIES WHEN. YOU. ARE. GROUNDED!!! Jake Senior:

fucking bootlegs

#RabbitDay