[Wayde, Neran, Crent, and Clementine were at a foodcourt eating burgers and corn dogs. Suddenly, Sonic the fucking Hedgehog falls onto their table l, catching them by surprise.]

Neran: OH MY GOD!! *He points to Sonic* Is that Sonic the Hedgehog…? IN THE FLESH?!

Crent: I think that's just a dude, Neran…

[Wayde was stretching Sonic’s mouth to test the elasticity of Sonic’s flesh before letting go as the mouth went back to shape with a snapping sound.]

Wayde: Naw man…

[Everyone looks at Wayde.]

Wayde: I think it's the blue is true. It got no paint on bro. And his mouth is gooey. *He shows the saliva strings in his fingers before wiping them off.*

Neran: See! Told you!

Clementine: But what would Sonic be doing here at the food court?

[Suddenly, Eggman appeared behind them.]

Everyone except Wayde: Eggman?!

Wayde: *Looking around without seeing Eggman above them.* Wha?

Eggman: *Laughing* That hedgehog stood no chance! Now I can freely use all the inhabitants as my trusty minions instead of those pathetic critters!

[Neran stood up on the table and pointed at Eggman.]

Neran: Listen here “Egghead!” You better leave or we’ll give ya a clobbering of a lifetime!

Clementine: … Really Neran …? Was the nickname necessary at least…?

Neran: I thought it was fitting for the situation…

Crent: No… it wasn't…

Wayde: Wait…

[Everyone looked at Wayde.]

Wayde: How did Sonic get here?

Eggman: *Laughs* I knocked him there with my trusty Metal Sonic!

[Metal Sonic appears behind Eggman and stares down the crew.]

Eggman: And with him.. I SHALL-

Wayde: Wait…

[Cricket noises]

Wayde: Who are you again?

Eggman: *Clears his throat.* I… AM-!

Wayde: And why is there a Metal Sonic?

Eggman: *He clears his throat again.* Well if you’d let me finish I-

Wayde: You look weird… go (awaaayyyyyyyy…) *His voice echos as a white light engulfs the area as Sonic, Eggman, and Metal Sonic disappeared.*

Clementine: What just happened??

Crent: Wayde…? Did you do that…?

Wayde: I dunno man… I just got here.

[Laugh track and applause sound ef

fects.]

Neran: Aw man… I wanted to face off against Eggman…

[END.]