Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

Well there goes my new roblox account

Ngl, this is my favorite song on the Minecraft Movie soundtrack

cooking with ron 4 lol

Okay so I'm gonna watch the minecraft movie

Make Bob an ENDANGERED SPECIES but it's on paint. net

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

The movie theater employee watching me scream "WATER BUCKET RELEASE" as I cum all over the popcorn machine:

When bro does something super stupid in class and the goth girl is looking disapprovingly so you hit this pose to let her know you disapprove of bro as well: