1 year ago

Man why is it when ever i drink alcohol my car keys find they way to me

And when i blink i fucking teleport inside the car driving on the road

Like what the actual fuck

Do any of you guys have the same problem?




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I decided to collect the third birds e.g.o gears

Which meant gambling

GOTTA SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!

LEAVE ME ALONE GAMEJOLT

IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE, LOST EVERYTHING AND WHAT YOU THINK THIS A FUCKING GAME!

IM ON THE BRINK OF DOING THE UNSPEAKABLE.

ONE MORE THING AND IMA DO IT!

DONT FUCKING PUSH ME!

I love peoplw who make animations in blender its just...

So good.

I AM NOT A MORON

"You feel a rumble"

(I couldn't think of anything creative so i made the text describle the polar fucking oposite (desert scourage if you don't understand))

Macrowaveeee...

bro got so mad

PARRY!!!