i'd like you all to know that this is matt shultz

Psst... Hey, psst! Buy some Battle Chips!

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mama and garr :, )

i'm running out of words

oldie but goldie: what a week, huh?

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so yesterday [10/16/25] at 10:02 am, on the way to a job we rear-ended the people driving in front of us because the guy in front of them suddenly slammed on his brakes to make a left turn across the road

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she's stuck in blanket prison for multiple attempts of trying to eat the cord of my window blinds

oldie but goldie: Pathetic.

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one of ProtoMan's screw ups specifically was really funny to me but like am i even able to say it

genuinely it really was like watching edgeworth's screw ups lmao