Surely this is fully truthful and not at all a lie

Sir, you appear to be inside a table

I dont think ive ever seen this

The fuck you mean I cant play dsaf 2 windows?

Uh oh

does anyone have some ddr4 ram they can spare

It took me like an hour to get this set up.

So Im obviously gonna use a windows 8.1 vm for fun

Dang it, I was doing so good

I just LOVE getting ads in my weather app now

aww man, now ill never play this game, because my computer will definatly crash during that timespan