Sirius: "Good evening. I have gathered you all here today because I killed your children. All of you, Rise if you have any complaints."

A mother speaks up. "My daughter did not deserve the death that came to her!"

Sirius: "Your daughter was a crazy murderer who ran right into my blade, it was her own fault that she died. Even if it hadn't been, You should've parented her better. A well-parented person does not become a killer."

The mother is shocked into silence. Sirius stares seriously down at the remaining people.

Sirius: "Anyone else?"

A father speaks up. "God of Justice, tell me this. Why was my son murdered?"

Sirius: "While I do commend your loss, Your son was in charge of a mafia. He sold drugs to minors, killed off families, forced families into his debt, and much more heinous crimes. I hope you understand that his death was for the greater good."

The father nods. "Yes, Sir."

A mother rises from her chair, a violent expression in her cyan eyes. "You will tell me honestly, you wicked old man, why you killed my darling son, Richard!

Despite being insulted, Sirius responds calmly. "Your child was a rapist and a killer. He deserved the painful death I brought him. Oh, Watching the life fade from his unique cyan eyes was delightful!

The mother is stunned, but does not back down. She runs towards Sirius and attempts to hit him, but he sidesteps and throws her calmly back into her seat.

Sirius: "Now, The meeting is, I believe, at it's end. I have some final words to say on behalf of your losses before I close the meeting."

Sirius: "Womp fucking womp."