This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

ok boomer

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

I’m back, boys.

Man’s 76 years old