Favorite tweet for now

Bitch I'm locked and fucking (un)loaded

There's a cat that lives jn front of m and I love it whenever I get to pet him he sounds so polite

Hiii

What kind of eternal ultragod zombie needs to be defended with a plant like this

Okay

I've run out of jokes ok damn

Stared at this thing too long today and it now wants to control my actions does anyone know what it is

So uhhh I'm not sure how to feel regarding this yet

I don't quite hate it nor love it

It doesn't feel like not me but also not exactly me

I guess we'll see

This