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Meet gerald of river, also known as the sandwitcher

gerald is skyrim's ripoff of the witcher, from the game the witcher, the witcher's name is geralt of rivia, read in the article for geralds story

I wrote this all like 2 years ago im sorry


The story begins where Gerald is arrested for trying to cross a border, and he gonna get die, but the friendly dragon saves him then tries to kill him, but he escap. he runs away and goes to whiterun, a place that is good home, and tells the big boss man that dragon attack, but then he finds alchemist who wants something, so he gets it, then he gives it, but then dragon attack, and he kills it, and then he goes to the rift and becomes thief's guild to get armours (see picture above) but on the way two people stronger than he is attacks, so Gerald camps a spot and shooties them until they die. then he did thieves guild tasks, and joined the ass-ass-in group and kills the kind woman that's not so kind, then he goes back to whiterun and gets into a bar fight against a woman, and wins, the woman wants to become companion, so she becomes companion, Gerald finds out he can shout, very very loudly, and the people on a big mountain do a bigger shout, telling him to get the fuck up there, so he buys a roach, which was lore accurate because it can defy the laws of physics (see second picture, lower quality cuz at the time I didn't know how to screenshot on ps4, so I took it with my phone), and climbed the biggest mountain in all of Skyrim, before going too high and getting to a place which he should get to later on in the game, but at least he got the Minecraft pickaxe, then climbed down the mountain, and spoke to the people with grey beards, who can shout very loud, and they told him to get something, but when he tried to get it, someone already took it and then told him with a note to go to a place, but when he got there some cultists appeared and tried killing him, he killed the cultists and they had a note, and then it told the cultists once they killed Gerald they must return to a place, Gerald decided to go there later because he was gonna talk to this person, he went to the place the person who stole the thing told him to, and told the innkeeper for the attic room, as the person told him to, the innkeeper said there exists no such thing, but to follow them, so he did, then she gave Gerald the thing, revealing she was the one who stole the thing, then they killed a dragon.

Gerald decided afterwards to leave skyrim and go to the place on the note. Asking around he found a man willing to take him, mentioning it was in a land named morrowind.

He pays up and goes there. then he decides to go completely off course and then meets a bunch of guys, they tell him to leave but they were acting very suspicious, so he stayed, they begged him to leave but he didnt, then they were like "We have no choice, kill him" and so they did,

Not. No he killed them, but it turns out they were really strong werewolves because one of them turned into one, now he sees that they were only trying to protect him, he felt sad, so he fell asleep. but then when he wakes up he is subconsiously mining, and in his heads these words were spoken

"Here in my temple,

Here in my shrine,

That you have forgotten,

Here do you toil,

That you might remember,

Here you reclaim,

What faithless minds have stolen,

Far from yourself,

I grow ever nearer to you,

Your eyes once were blinded,

Now through me do you see,

Your hands once were idle,

Now through them do i speak,

And when shall world listen,

And when the world shall see,

And when the world remembers,

That world will cease, to be."

The words were mesmorising, almost hypnotising, however Gerald snapped out of it and started moving, investigating what this was.

Turns out it was Miraak from skyrim the dragonborn dlc, and then Gerald decided to join the theives guild, he got a skeleton key picklock, he was told to return it but decided not to, then he became an ass sassing for the dark brotherhood, summon a dragon, ride on its back, then go to this place, then he went to Viking heaven and kill Alduin the dragon of whom is an eater of worlds, which he did, then he decided he would go to kill miraak, but then forgot to and lived happily ever after



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