"So there's this game where you can get through without killing a single monster."

"Wait, how does that work?"

"Well you see, you have this button known as the 'ACT' command, and what it does is let you talk to the enemies and even lets you befriend them."

"Wow that's cool. But wait, what if I want to kill them all?"

"Well you see the developer though of that too, he hid the hardest challenges in the game behind it. All the while ridiculing you for your own actions."

"Wait, that's sick. Why hasn't anyone done this before, it would go VIRAL!"

(i wrote this in a fucking discord meme channel i'm actually killing myself)