My mom: What's he so engrossed in looking at his phone?

Me watching this masterpiece:

✋🗿🤚

POV: You see your little cousin sad

while dancing and listening to phonk with his headphones 💀

Gracias por salvanos 😇 hora destruiremos a esta anciana 😈

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When they tell me what 0+1 is:

I AM NOT A MORON

👽+🦍=🧍‍♂️

When my friend woke up in a bad mood:

Happy Valentine’s Day! @OperaGX dropped the Valentine’s-inspired game Maximum Load. Guide PC Man through a satisfying install. 🥵

2 quests celebrating the game have entered your log! Play #MaximumLoad here: https://bit.ly/maximumload

WTF💀