When everyone in the classroom has their hand raised and I don't, but the teacher still decides to choose you:

When you fall asleep with YouTube on autoplay

La Gente: No pongan eso da cringe *Se mueren* 🥀

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XD

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Dad, my favorite pizzas are:

Fa 🗣️❗

I AM NOT A MORON

*when you go to the doctor because something hurts*