Here are the top three entries!
3 by ErectinADuwang
“I’ve never understood why humans give their children ‘teddy bears’. I don’t mind you all acknowledging your ursine overlords, but what kinda irresponsible parent convinces their kids that wild animals are okay to harass?
Why not give them a ‘teddy human’? What do we bears have you people don’t?
Or is it what we ‘don’t’ have, upupupu? Animals just kill ‘cause we’re hungry, but humans?
You all have a whole BUNCH of hopeless reasons to off each other!
Got too few pieces of paper? Snuffed.
Got too many pieces of paper? Executed.
Cross an imaginary map line? Dispatched.
Not in the same book club? Crucified.
Drew a cartoon character wrong? Erased.
Fall in love? You get the picture.
You better be lucky that your headmaster is smarter than the average bear, or he wouldn’t understand anything you do! But I, your dear headmaster, encourage you to follow your true instincts.
Choose any of ‘em, and let’s get rocking!
Your headmaster has faith in you, upupupupu…”
2 by Bokkun:
Monohaikuma,
The despairing poet bear,
Who’s words taint masses.
The epic poet,
Looks unmatched, lyrics sublime,
Wholly unrivaled.
Haiku is easy!
Five syllables, then seven,
Difficult to mess up.
…Whoopsie! I botched it.
Turns out Monohaikuma…
…Is really a hack!
1 By Sipia:
” I just got a letter from one of you guys! Let’s see, it says… “Monokuma, you’re so sick in the head! Playing this messed up game, making all these people die, how do you live with yourself?” Well, as much as I’d love to, I can’t take all the credit for this one! Because I’m not really in control of this game… You guys are! You started this game, you’re the one keeping it going, you can stop it any time you want… I can’t even say my next line without your permission! Nobody would have died if you hadn’t insisted on it! And you knew what kind of game this was before you even started, didn’t you? Truly, to play such a messed up game and then blame it all on me… You guys are so sick in the head! How do you live with yourself?”
Runners Up:
Monodoof
Tinosaurus
Qwertyguy555
Notrickcs
Abyssusabyssuminvoca
Doppleganger4827
JMskilz
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