5 years ago

Mr Hippo's Monologue FNaF Show Transcript

This is "inspired" (jk it's completly copied lol) by @JNRant's Transcript for the UCN stories, but it all in one block of text like on the FNaF Wiki.

Please keep in mind that there might be spelling mistakes.


Hi. This is the FNaF Show, and this is Mr. Hippo. And I don't... I don't think I've ever been on one of these shows before. Of Course, one time I was flipping through the channels and Orville was in the other room making a sandwich, rye bread, of course.

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He was making a rye bread with ruben... Was it a ruben sandwich or was it one of those cuben sandwiches...? I can't remember but that's neither here nor there, the important thing is I was on the FNaF Show, and I suppose people were gonna ask me a bunch of questions and uh... Assume I was gonna answer them. Although some questions, they go on and on and on, there's five, six parts. You can't answer all of them, of course and, you do your best to answer atleast one or two of them. And maybe give a little anecdote about something you did here and something you did there.

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But at some point, you just gotta bring it all the way back, an-and make sure that you answer the question. Now I-I-I-I've seen many guests on shows, and Orville, of course, he's... He's seen a lot of shows... Or was it me that... I li- I think I like shows more than he does. May-Maybe not, but I know he's seen atleast a couple and, this Dawko fella. Good Guy, Lewis is his name, you might know him from the internet, he asks questions, and he hosts stuff, they play games on the show, of course, and...

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You gotta... You gotta understand something about him, he's brilliant, he's got all these subscribers on YouTube and, sometimes he sits there, late at night, and tries to beat 50/20 mode, of course, and people see it and his reaction is just... Well it's... One of the most brilliant reactions I've ever seen. Of Course, it's, obvious that he should be so excited because Scott told him if he was gonna beat 50/20 mode, he'd... He'd give him an interview. Of Course, when... When you give an interview to Scott, you gotta make sure it's... One of those good ones, those pressing questions and Dawko turns out to be one of those... Those very good photojournalists that you see. Is it photo or video? Well it's moving picture so it's gotta be video... Anyways, that's neither here nor there, this is the FNaF Show.



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