1 month ago

Murder drones counter AU skit

The high ground counterd


Cyon: its over B127, I have the high ground

B127: you underestimate my power

B127 then pulls out a gun

Cyon: what is that?

B127: its a mark 1 desert eagle

Cyon: where did you get it?

B127: why does this even matter

Cyon: becouse its not supposed to be hear, there are no bullets in murder drones

B127: Yeah there are, Disassembly drones used them

Cyon: and where did you hear that

B127: WIKIPEDIA

Cyon: you know we can't trust Wikipedia right?

B127: THATS JUST MORE LIES FROM YOU, so what are you gonna do now shit

Cyon: I'm gonna do this

Cyon uses his telekinesis abilitys too empty out the mag

B127: you just used telekinesis to empty out my gun didn't you

Cyon: Yeah that's right

B127: Yeah well I still have one round in the chamber

Cyon: well I can just block it with my katana

B127: you think that will work

Cyon: absolutely

B127: alright alright

Cyon: becouse I've got the reflexes of a-

B127 then shoots Cyon in the chest

Cyon: those things shoot fast...

B127: looks like your running out of oil

Cyon: Nah just give me a second to Force heal

B127: force what?

Cyon: I said Force heal

B127: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING

Cyon: Like forever

B127: that's litterly the reason why I turned to the dark side and your telling me that Jedi could do this the whole time... Can I switch sides again

Cyon: No

B127: Why not?

Cyon: Becouse you litterly killed children

B127: just a couple

Cyon: okay, This is why your not a master yet. Your just to immature

B127: I am not

Cyon: K, are you just gonna stand there or jump already, becouse I've got things to do

B127: oh I'm jumping...

B127 then jumps, Cyon then cuts his arms and legs off, B127 almost falls into the lava

B127: can you at least leave my saber hear

Cyon: hell no this is mine now

B127: I HATE YOU

Cyon: I love you to buddy

Cyon then walks away

B127: Ugh this cannot get any worse

Then B127 catches fire

B127: AAAAAAAAA-



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