Five blunders? How tf did I win?

I've always wanted to play JSAB on my phone and I think I found the Walmart version of it.

Semen demon.

Human I remember you’re GENOCIDES (extra extra extra version)

[EDIT]I added more

Minor spelling mistake.

The school fight didn't happen.

I love pirates.

SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!

Last bread.

You need to goon Mark! GOON!