(please record this as burntrap rambling about his issues and every time he says Vanny use vaperthegamers voice impression, or make it like yubs distorted voice (i prefer the first one). you have my full permission to voice this entire thing and use it for videos.) VANNY I've told you to go get me some more stronger parts. VANNY I need more remant to regrow my body, VANNY. My oldest son, Aiden has been very ahead of you on remant collecting. VANNY, GO pick up the pace or you'll not get the best apprentice of the month award VANNY. SO *DRAMATIC PAUSE ALSO TO LET THE SPEECH CATCH THEIR BREATH* VANNY stop dancing like a modern child and GET BACK TO WORK VANNY. We'll have a dance off when I'm strong enough, VANNY. ALSO *DRAMTIC PAUSE AGAIN AND THIS ONE TIME HE SAYS VANNY WILL BE LOUD* VANNY Back in my day it was easy to do murder because of the lack of the fancy gizmos and gadgets and karma finding us, by the time I did my first kill, VANNY I was already gone, VANNY. I was never caught VANNY. Is it too much too ask for some productive employees to do their job VANNY? I just want to see my family again *crying somehow* I miss my wife, Vanny, I miss her a lot, I'll be back to see her again one day VANNY. I want my children back too VANNY. I wish my daughter could had survived that fire, at least she was on my side VANNY. She always did made me proud, just like Aiden. MICHEALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! ELIZZBETHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [INSERT CRYING CHILD'S NAME HERE], [INSERT MRS. AFTON'S NAME HERE]. I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. But at least I still have AIDEN, *DRAMATIC PAUSE AS HE CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES* VANNY . I've been through HELL AND BACK JUST TO SEE YOU. I WILL KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I SHOULDN'T HAD BEEN DRINKING BEER IN THE 1980's, I SHOULDN'T HAD NEGLECTED MY YOUNGEST KIDS. HENRY THIS IS YOUR FAULT. I WILL GET REVENGE VANNY. I MUST GET REVENGE VANNY. (CONTINUES RAMBLING ABOUT HENRY for 3 straight hours) VANNY GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY VANNY. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST STOOD THERE DANCING FOR 3 WHOLE HOURS VANNY!! *VANNY LEAVES AS FAST AS SHE CAN*
*BURNTRAP THEN DOES THIS*
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