gallade: hello everyone

everyone: sigh* hello

gallade: I am going to cut to the chase, as you may know there are those who are... no longer with us

cramorant: what are you talking about?

gallade: ah yes sorry cramorant, it was just before your time

cramorant: what happened

gallade: arceus is a fickle god, just before you and the other galarian pokemon arrived arceus divided all of us in two groups, one group was spared his wrath, while the other was banished to the distortion world

cramorant: no!

gallade: yes, in that division we lost some of our best men

blastiose: including trollscor

gallade: our valiant gliscor leader

cramorant: what's a gliscor

everyone: GASP*

gallade: no...NOOOO

cramorant: what?

gallade: his memory...it is already starting to fade

cramorant: I'm sorry I never knew him

gallade: its fine, it is why I called you here, I wanted to take a moment with all of you to honor the lives of our fallen comrades lest we never see them again, does anyone want to say anything

blastiose: I do

gallade: then speak brother

blastoise: as you all may know I am a father

gallade: yes

blastoise: well I'm not gonna lie I couldn't sit on that egg all the time and when I couldn't, gliscor would use his few sober moments to sit on the egg while I was off

gallade: yes a kind mon he was

blastiose: when squirtle hatched the first thing he saw was the two of us, and now I have to tell him that his uncle is gone

gallade: yes don't hold your tears back, now is the time to shed

cramorant: what did he mean by "few sober moments"

gallade: as kind as he was he was only humon

lapras: he had a bit of a toxic addiction

gallade: and he was on the road to recovery as well

excadrill: gliscor taught me everything I know about battle, how to use earthquake on levitating targets, how to set up hazards, how to remove hazards...heh he always loved his stealth rocks

gallade: indeed he was a magnificent stealth rock setter

steelix: let us not forget the others

gallade: yes brother, gliscor was not our only fallen comrade

(quiet sobbing from the audience)

steelix: I remember when muk got back from alola, she had a sweet new dark type and some gnarly teeth...I still remember when she would show herself off using the reflections on my body

gallade: a boisterous young soul she was

arcanine: and let us not forget ursaring

gallade: yes ursaring, always bringing up the rear, dotting our I's crossing our T's

excadrill: sweeping teams

gallade: yes brother YES he was an amazing sweeper

blastiose: I wish I could still sweep but my mega is gone

gallade: yes that cursed lord took away our mega's the bastard has gone mad I say

arcanine: sir gallade, let us not turn away from the point

gallade: yes you're right this is about trollscor, crystal, and freddy

cramorant: is there any hope for them?

gallade: there is but a glimmer, legend has it that arceus might change his mind and vanquish the darkness that corrupts his soul and bring back some of our fallen allies, but as of now it is but a rumor. Now may you join me in prayer

(everyone lines up)

gallade: dear arceus let the darkness that corrupts you be vanquished and let our friends be reunited

blastoise: put or families back together again

excadrill: let our leadership remain stable

arcanine: may our loyalty never fade

lapras: let our songs be cheerful once more

steelix: may their memory never fade

cramorant: let their stories be told

gallade: let us be a team once more...amen

all: amen

END