Grandma after she hears someone doesn't eat all their food be like:

Working on my jet propelled car.

making myself the new target. (breaking point)

I drew an roblox avatar i made today, a little witch girl, with magic powers i guess?

They see me rollin'

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Remaking nerf guns-

5 Year old: *Accepts friend req* *Realises 1 sec later that they didnt have 77mil followers*

I got Sebastian :D

Is this a dog?