3 years ago

my series of headcanons that i've been writing for the past month


-Buddy tends to chew on pens, and he keeps extra pens in his backpack

-Joey be bipolar

-AUDREY. IS. HENRY’S. SISTER

-Tom is mute, and 2 weeks after he became mute, he gots a virus in his left arm that will kill the nerves in his arm, so the doctors needed to remove his arm, but after he got home, he built a robot arm, and it can allow him to speak with his original voice (he’s still mute tho)

-Both Susie and Henry comes from mafia families, and Henry and Susie’s fams are enemies. Henry and Susie they didn’t know each other before, when they were kids and their families fought, then they met at the studio

-Joey’s signature weapon is a kunai

-Norman is a good brother, and as a good brother, he make insurances to Sammy, like putting him in a cage

-Sammy is aware of the fangirls, the whole male cast is aware of the fangirls (the fem cast is not aware of the fanboys)

-Sammy suffered from amnesia when he was 16 due to seizure, then again at the studio due to a pipe falling on his head

-Susie, Sammy, Joey and Henry are fellow conspiracy theorists

-Allison is really caring and be like ‘Tom, Tom it ok’, but know she’s more violent after Post-Ink

-Wally is just so L O U D  A N D  A N N O Y I N G -

-Wally has a secret stash of cookies, and Henry found out, and promised to keep it a secret (also Henry could take a cookie if he wanted), but sometimes he doesn’t keep it much of a secret

-Sammy has too much anime dating sims

-Sammy has no weakness, but he is no match for nostalgia and anime 

-Sammy’s a mega-weeb

-Joey’s so gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-

-Allison is sweet but when you cross the line with her husbando (i swear Tom’s not an anime character stfu), she brings out her sword like Wonder Woman, but with extra badass

-Norman is a really big fan of vintage video games

-King of profanities: Samuel Lawrence (his signature word is motherfucker)

-Grant has an unhealthy addiction to Baldi’s Basics

-Lacie always somewhat brings bubble tea to work

-Sammy is nicknamed Inkoholic (like how he drinks ink like an alcoholic)

-Everyone is aware offfff… RULE 34 *DAM DAM DAM*

-Jack is somewhere between agender and enby

-Sammy watches Hazbin Hotel and Rick and Morty, but mostly Hazbin

-Norman believes in superstitions too much for his own health

-Buddy sometimes wears a ‘mom come pick me up im scared’ sweatshirt

-Whenever Jack goes out in public, he wears a sweatshirt that says ’they/them’, bc he’s usually mistaken for he/him

-Sammy has legs that’s [fucking] inspired by Mettaton’s and Angel Dust’s

-Joey has a few books about parenting, bc he needs to learn more about being a father

-(read https://www.deviantart.com/amygameyofficial/art/Inky-Abyss-Linda-s-Quest-For-Her-Ex-Husband-879040551 to understand) Linda is hiding, watching Joey’s every move, and can come out at ANY second

-Dot sometimes uses her red “anime glasses"

-When Sammy turns around on is back people mistaken him for a female, bc he has a female body (he has no tiddies tho) *W H E E Z E *



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