the oddly holdable item shaped Esther:

i have an idea

i will not share this idea

I will keep this idea in my head until it fades away

I will then hate myself for letting that idea go

does a little dance

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i want you all to know that when you jork it I have to clean it up with a little mop I hate you all /silly /j

i hate them so much sighhhh

ouh drunk in the broom closet with goober

today has been sooooooo boring I wish I had things

oh to be held like this

and then get called fat fuck and then a guitar riff plays with burning text that reads "fat fuck friday"

i NEED to know if this is true

wait thatthe Friday night bloxxin person oh my g😮