3 days ago

N i n t e n d o


Tbh i feel if someone shoves a carolina reaper up doug bowsers ass he would vomit out satan then he'll crash through the pyramid of giza only for a pink hair peter pan wannabe to fall down the hole and beats him with a magic stick and shoots silver arrows at em this dudes straight up evil worse then the bowser he was coincidentally named after you dont own the switch 2 my ass think of this lets say you buy a switch 2 but sadly no mkw later you buy it so you already spent 540 and ofc theres gonna be a dlc for 40 or 50 cuz this is nintendo so abt 590 then you need switch online the sequel so another 20 every year for imma say 8 years so 160 in total thats 750 for fucking mario kart and according to nintendo you probably dont own any of this shit a console probably shouldnt be 450 dollars mario kart sure as hell shouldnt be 90 dollars and you shouldnt even have to pay for online back then how much was a snes? Like 200 or smth and what abt mario kart 20? 30? So abt a third of the price "erm actually gaming has advanced so of course they're gonna be more expensive and not owning it? Thats completely reasonable bricking your switch 2 for modding? Thats also reasonable thats cheating illegal contraband your lucky mario doesnt jump through your window and steal your liver they're going easy on you" *insert deep breath* SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP none of what nintendos doing makes sense look at the average indie game 40 dollars at most thats usually they're lives work MINECRAFT is 30 ROBLOX AND FORTNITE are free besides the unreasonable amount of microtransactions what are they gaining from "you dont own shit anymore lol" nothing they're doing this cuz they're evil bitches like bro you were supposed to destroy the sith not join themsometimes i think they cant be serious about ANY of this right maybe is was a prank or for attention but nah this isnt just effecting nintendo but gaming as a whole btw these are the same guys that saved gaming from fucking et and then they say "i brought you into this world i can take you out" like damn anyway im done ranting about this bullshit hopefully they undo this shit



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