when I'm hungry so i lowk just eat my cat

trust me

the ancients have spoken and they told me that

#theendisreallyFUCKINGnigh

the persians watching Alexander the gay invade their Empire for no reason whatsoever

bagels

would you read this for 10$

3 days is a pretty long time

what is A.M doing on gamejolt dawg 💔✌

are you kidding me

the voices in my head everytime i walk within a 5 meter radius of my fridge