possibly my favorite pastry

gay person: hi

het person: hello

that one neurodivergent friend you regret becoming friends with: hey did you know when susie ate kris's already-bitten apple in noelle's blog post they technically shared each others' spit hey hey did you know that hey

THERE WE GO FUCK YOU PYNI

dynamite put that thE BLOODY FUCK DOWN

i'm killing everyone and then myself

when gj (somehow) finally implements private accounts i will not be letting ANY of you see it because i'm just gonna sound like this

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this question is on an autism quiz btw ??

might've just found the funniest image ever

hey guys i'm not the type to beg but look at this number 👀 perhaps we need 5 more of something to add onto it. but what?