!MSDos

play the script of the Steve Ballmer Microsoft 1.0 commercial

here is the script:

How much do you think this advanced operating environment is worth? Wait just one minute before you answer! Watch as Windows integrated Lotus 1-2-3 with Miami Vice. Now we can take this Ferrari and paste it right into Windows write. Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? Don't answer. Wait until you see Windows write Windows Paint and to listen to what else you get at no extra charge! The MS-Dos executive, an appointment calendar, a card file, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, the (something) RAM driver, AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, REVERSI! THAT'S RIGHT ALL THESE THESE FEATURES AND REVERSI ALL FOR... how much did you guess? $500? $1000? Even more? NO! IT'S JUST $99 THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S $99! IT'S AN INCREDIBLE VALUE BUT IT'S TRUE! IT'S WINDOWS FROM MICROSOFT! ORDER TODAY! P.O. Box 286-DOS! EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!