Abandoned? That sounds... familiar.

This is sorta unrelated to anything, but if you've got a moment, go check out Robert The Burglars Great Escape! It's a game a pal of mine is making, and it's completely ridiculous, and it's completely awesome. https://gamejolt.com/games/RTBGE/1047019

Life Advice: Get some peanuts from the local Five Guys and feed the squirrels in the park

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱʀᴏᴀᴅꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇʟᴏᴅɪᴏᴜꜱ ʜᴇʟʟꜱ

ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ

#JoltidayCharacter Ebenezer Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. But like, the Disney version where it's Scrooge McDuck. Yes. You cannot stop me.

Chat is this a glow-up (2022 vs 2025)

"... What is this place? The air is so cold... and mouldy. I... there's footsteps coming down the hall."

Some Good News & Some (kinda) Bad News

What is this place? Where am I going?