i was bored and remembered how terrible origins' price chart thing was so like

i made a version of how i would have done it if i was sega

2 price difference versions cuz idk which would be better

i think both are justifiable though

HEY! STOP READING AND GET BACK TO WORK!

subspace tripmine

me

The water cooler grants you mercy, just this once.

You begged for mercy, but your name wasn't yellow.

who's this lil piece of shit??

oh yeah uhm alt design or whatever

she a SLIMEY lil LIMEY (that's a lie she's orange not green.)

I begged for mercy, but my name wasn't yellow.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YUOU MEAN WHAT

* Beg for mercy.