5 years ago

NEW NEWS REPORT STUFF!!!!


Honolulu, Aiea HI

8/5/2018

¨Black Figure Had Spotted¨

Recently, today a group of teens were in Pearlridge Uptown and suddenly spotted a weird black figure with 4 devil horns, weird and poorly made nike like sneakers, a hand that is a glove, and another hand that was like it was made out of knives!

The security guards from the uptown side couldn't find anything strange at all, and the rest from the downtown side did not find anything at all either.

But after all of that, one of the guards had seen strange inside in the Zippy's restaurant. She had notice that there was like a dead body hanging on the roof!! She had realize that the dead body was one of their workers that worked here!! There was scars, massive holes, and little bits of copper or metal like bits all over her.

And what was even worse that the killer was nowhere to be found or seen. They were no fingerprints on the body, no footprints on the ground, and the there was no weapons on the tables or under the tables.

The police could not find the killer in the cameras because they were acting a bit off today. They couldn't even find out why the guard was even up there!! And to make things worse that the black figure was actually working at this mall!!

The figure was also like 12.1 or 18 ft tall, one of its hands can shoot like REAL knives, it can run fast, and it sounds like a 13 year old teen but with a REALLY low accent!! As for right now, we all must be careful what will happen next! Until then, we must try not to make eye contact or talk to this figure.

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