4 years ago

NEW NEWS REPORT STUFF!!!!


Honolulu, Aiea HI

8/5/2018

¨Black Figure Had Spotted¨

Recently, today a group of teens were in Pearlridge Uptown and suddenly spotted a weird black figure with 4 devil horns, weird and poorly made nike like sneakers, a hand that is a glove, and another hand that was like it was made out of knives!

The security guards from the uptown side couldn't find anything strange at all, and the rest from the downtown side did not find anything at all either.

But after all of that, one of the guards had seen strange inside in the Zippy's restaurant. She had notice that there was like a dead body hanging on the roof!! She had realize that the dead body was one of their workers that worked here!! There was scars, massive holes, and little bits of copper or metal like bits all over her.

And what was even worse that the killer was nowhere to be found or seen. They were no fingerprints on the body, no footprints on the ground, and the there was no weapons on the tables or under the tables.

The police could not find the killer in the cameras because they were acting a bit off today. They couldn't even find out why the guard was even up there!! And to make things worse that the black figure was actually working at this mall!!

The figure was also like 12.1 or 18 ft tall, one of its hands can shoot like REAL knives, it can run fast, and it sounds like a 13 year old teen but with a REALLY low accent!! As for right now, we all must be careful what will happen next! Until then, we must try not to make eye contact or talk to this figure.

---------End of News Paper-----------------------------------



1 comment

Loading...

Next up

DDS Parody Depiction #17 (For Berrindgeion) - Created on: June 16th, 2025 Okay!!! Brain fart time!!!!! DDS HQ really needs to stop uploading their parody creations VERY late at night!!!! Also, is that "Berrindgeion" and his official #DDSparodyDepiction!!!

JJS HQ Parody Journal Note #4 - (JJS Child Note #2) Created on: June 16th, 2025 Great!!! Another official #JJSparodyJournalNote that's officially another Child's Note here!!!! It's not from "Jebb D." though!!!! It's from someone else!!!!!

Koldlector Member #1 - Rudeness - (Created on: November 9th, 2024) & Koldlector Member #2 - Mr. Troublemaker - (Created on: June 15th, 2025 - June 18th, 2025) Hello everybody!!!!! DDS HQ are back for some more future updates!??!?!?!!!!

bears

JJS HQ Parody Journal Note #1 - (Welcome To Jax Justun Studios) Created on: June 13th, 2025 Are you all ready for this??? Well, because I am as well too!!!! We've been waiting for this over a year at this point folks!!!!!

2025 DDS Parody Cameo Character #96 - The Mimic "MIMIC" - From FNAF (Five Nights at Freddy's): Security Breach - Ruin DLC/FNAF: Secrets of the MIMIC Today's special post from DDS HQ's something REALLY special!!!!!

JJS HQ Parody Journal Note #2 - (JJS Child Note #1) Created on: June 15th, 2025 What on Earth's this??? Is that an official JJS parody journal note here???? It's official of course......

Both the game and the TV show of The Last of Us have been praised for their depiction of Bill. In 2013, GLAAD described the game's Bill as being "as deeply flawed but wholly unique a gay character found in any storytelling medium this year."

2024 DDS Parody Character #25 - Mr. Troublemaker (Created on: June 15th, 2025 - June 18th, 2025) Look, I have no idea how long DDS HQ hasn't shown off their Parody Mascots and everything, but here we are now, I guess????