(epic 3 second trombone intro)

Yo, have you ever played games in your head

Like you're making a new one that will eventually be dead

Uh, uh, like a series that writes your life

And then for a completely different reason you get in a strife (aeugh)

In Soviet Russia, the car rides you

2 to the power of 2 isn't 2

I'm having trouble making sensible rhymes

But I have time (microwave noises)

So let's do this

According to all known laws of aviation

We all have a destination

A bee shouldn't be able to fly

But they just say to cry about it (cry)

All toasters toast bread

Someday we'll all be dead

So let's just enjoy our time now

Before someone ruins this rap with a kapow! (s2 bumper sfx)

It may have a screen, but can it run Doom

A mushroom isn't mush or a room

Badabingbadaboom

(yo, yo, yo)

I'm ready, no I ain't

What if I cooked some paint

I'm really dreary

And I have a theory

Ight imma head out

Before I start rapping bout

Some random stuff

This ending was really rough