Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

I hope this works

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?