Hey man! Thanks for covering my shift tonight! With the wife out of town and my daughter home sick, I thought it would be best for me to stay home and keep an eye on her. She’ll wake up at random times and yell about monsters in her closet. The tape recorder I gave her seems to help her sleep though. Anyway, since this is your first time on night shift, I’m gonna tell you what goes on. We keep the lights off to save power, but don’t worry! We’ll give you a flashlight! Without it, it would be pitch black except for the robotic exhibit’s eyes. The only problem is, someone left the flashlight on all day and no one could find batteries. So someone went and bought a new flashlight but it was a rechargeable one. You’ll get a few minutes out of it now, but remember to go back and charge it. Now, about the robotic exhibits, they aren’t allowed in the office. Don’t ask why. They’ll get up and move around, but they can do that. Just make sure they don’t come in the office. You can reset their servos by shining the laser pointer in their eyes, but only if the eyes are white. They can’t be reset if the eyes are red. If one does get in your office, run outside and hide under a desk. It should leave, but you have to be very quiet. Turn off your light as well. You’ll be able to see the lights moving away. Your shift is from 11pm - 7pm.
I should be back tomorrow. Don’t destroy anything. See you later!