Friendly reminder Nintendo doesn't give a shit about you :3

Okay ..I can't knock it yet, but I'm VERY skeptical...

Remember the LAST time they made a live action movie??

Bongo go bong bong FU-

【Bandit Trap】

Yeeeaaaah, three gems in a row!

...

But what was the trapper doing down there in the fridge... ?

Hyro W.I.P.

skeleton Mario from odyssey! Why does he have a bone in his nose? We will never know

Snek mommy

I have hit my merg arc

Moving on.

Avengers: Doomsday

Nintendo: why do our fans hate us?

Also Nintendo: PATENTING ENLARGING ELEMENTS OF A GAME.