this is one of the best stories nintendo has ever written and only 1% of the population will ever get to know it existed 😔

(WIP) the fomo was too strong 😔

uhmmm can we get help from any goblin parents in the chat?

someone left their goofy ahh goblin kid at our daycare and she's eating all the drywall!!

...we have no idea how to get her to stop 😔

reminder that she is a minor by all standards

the internet is so weird 😭🙏

Happy (late) Valentine's Day + Singles Awareness Day! Was going to sit this one out after a long night of schoolwork but I couldn't help myself lmaooo ❤️💙✨

i just happen to like elves OKAY 🙄🙄🙄

my roommate's stupid alarm woke me up at 4:30 in the morning

i still can't go back to sleep

now i'm in class

>:(

I've been trying to get this for 3 months

LESGOOO

pov: you just told her that she can't go trash digging tonight (she literally just took a shower)

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