Yall fw my breakfast

Whenever i say "my dad is kinda bisexual" people look at me weird but its just because he doesnt know how to express himself in ways that dont sound oddly gay as fuck. Like this interaction of today

im drooling at this rn

Being able to cook is so fucking funny because im gonna pull out the most elaborate lunch menu for yall but whenever i eat by myself this is how yall react pls

the horrors.

Waking up to see yaoi on my feed... peculiar

SHIITTTT im gay as FUCK THEY MAKE ME ILL

I cant sleep because every time i close my eyes i see shock marauder pointing thensundowners at me. Inhales really hard

never again

Pattern recognition test AHHGGHHH