“WE JUST LEGALIZED NUCLEAR BOMB’S!!!” - *NOT CLICKBAIT* 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥

HELP ME THEIR SO CUTEEEEEEE!!!

“Diddle me this Batman… When the bat is on your tail, your best bet is to bail. As I hold my baby oil tight, I’m finna freak off with all ya tonight! And sure I may bite, but you better not fright, for I’m finna take your booty hole and leave you to die!”

Poor Abbie…

Nobody:

SCP-049’s lore be like:

I feel so sad for these two… and when you remember that their children it makes it even worse…

Naw so this is what the Nintendo Direct is like…

A CROSSOVER!!!???

Engel be like: “Bro are these guys fucking retarded?”

BRO WHAAAA-